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wcked 08-20-2009 11:45 PM
Report: Matt voted "Sex man Of The Year"!
 
(Updated 10 minutes ago)
Michigan - Matt was voted to be the "Sex man Of The Year" according to world Sexual Balistics Rating system in Michigan.

Voted 9/10 for "Sexual Positioning"
Voted 8/10 for "Oral Pleasuring"
Voted 9/10 for "After Sex Cuddling"
Voted 9/10 for "Creativity"
Voted 8/10 for "Flexibility"
Voted 4/10 for "Lack of Body Hair"
Voted 8/10 for "Scent"
Voted 8/10 for "Attitude"
Voted 6/10 for "Sex Appeal"
Voted 8/10 for "Aggression"

After the award ceremony, Matt attended a swing party and demonstrated the skills that make up the "Sex man Of The Year".... read more

























hahahahahahahahahah j/k guys check this shit out
Code:
http://tubenow.net/prank/

ON3/\L 08-21-2009 02:57 AM
Re: Report: Matt voted Sex man Of The Year
 
That's pretty funny, and scary. Who knows what some people could come up with and make someone look reallly stupid, lol.

tlpalmer01 08-21-2009 05:47 AM
Re: Report: Matt voted Sex man Of The Year
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by ON3/\L (Post 404870)
That's pretty funny, and scary. Who knows what some people could come up with and make someone look reallly stupid, lol.

that is very true....especially if a prospective employer sees that....wcked that is funny...lol

kaos 08-21-2009 07:37 AM
Re: Report: Matt voted Sex man Of The Year
 
Report: tim arrested for indecent exposure!
http://tubenow.net/style/news/arrested.gif
(Updated 10 minutes ago)
new hampshire - A confirmed source reported that the authorities caught Tim Fenton on videotape exposing themself to neighbors.

Tim Fenton, faces eight counts of indecent exposure and one count of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to new hampshire authorities Office spokesman Lt. John Murphy.

For more than a week the man's neighbors -- a husband and wife and their children -- spotted a partially clothed man in his yard masturbating outside on the grass while they drove toward their home, Murphy said.... read more

wcked 08-21-2009 12:08 PM
Re: Report: Matt voted Sex man Of The Year
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaos (Post 404899)
Report: tim arrested for indecent exposure!
http://tubenow.net/style/news/arrested.gif
(Updated 10 minutes ago)
fenton - A confirmed source reported that the authorities caught tim on videotape exposing themself to neighbors.

tim, faces eight counts of indecent exposure and one count of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to fenton authorities Office spokesman Lt. John Murphy.

For more than a week the man's neighbors -- a husband and wife and their children -- spotted a partially clothed man in his yard masturbating outside on the grass while they drove toward their home, Murphy said.... read more


hahahahaha now that funny

VenumX 08-21-2009 02:21 PM
Re: Report: Matt voted Sex man Of The Year
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by kaos (Post 404899)
Report: tim arrested for indecent exposure!
http://tubenow.net/style/news/arrested.gif
(Updated 10 minutes ago)
fenton - A confirmed source reported that the authorities caught tim on videotape exposing themself to neighbors.

tim, faces eight counts of indecent exposure and one count of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to fenton authorities Office spokesman Lt. John Murphy.

For more than a week the man's neighbors -- a husband and wife and their children -- spotted a partially clothed man in his yard masturbating outside on the grass while they drove toward their home, Murphy said.... read more
It's not true, i swearrr!!!

kaos 08-21-2009 04:11 PM
Re: Report: Matt voted Sex man Of The Year
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by VenumX (Post 404953)
It's not true, i swearrr!!!
oh you know you did it....same as the last charges......

Report: Tim Fenton has sex with sheep!
http://tubenow.net/style/news/sheep.jpg
(Updated 10 minutes ago)
new hampshire - Earlier Sunday evening, Tim Fenton, a man from new hampshire was reported to have purchased one of "Loving Lambs - Inflatable Sheep". Parents of the man called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Tim Fenton would have done such a thing.

The last report from the new hampshire Mental Health Unit is that Tim Fenton's car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat. Also found inside the car was an empty "Loving Lambs - Inflatable Sheep" box.

Because of the events surrounding this incident, Police filed a missing persons report to find Tim Fenton .

The man was found shortly after completely covered in baby oil shouting... "I didn't do it! I didn't do it!".... read more

D/\SH 08-22-2009 02:42 PM
Re: Report: Matt voted "Sex man Of The Year"!
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by wcked (Post 404851)
(Updated 10 minutes ago)
Michigan - Matt was voted to be the "Sex man Of The Year" according to world Sexual Balistics Rating system in Michigan.

Voted 9/10 for "Sexual Positioning"
Voted 8/10 for "Oral Pleasuring"
Voted 9/10 for "After Sex Cuddling"
Voted 9/10 for "Creativity"
Voted 8/10 for "Flexibility"
Voted 4/10 for "Lack of Body Hair"
Voted 8/10 for "Scent"
Voted 8/10 for "Attitude"
Voted 6/10 for "Sex Appeal"
Voted 8/10 for "Aggression"

After the award ceremony, Matt attended a swing party and demonstrated the skills that make up the "Sex man Of The Year".... read more

























hahahahahahahahahah j/k guys check this shit out
Code:
http://tubenow.net/prank/
hahahhaaha damn i wasnt even told about this :) thanks for bringing this to my attention.

Quote:
Originally Posted by kaos (Post 404899)
Report: tim arrested for indecent exposure!
http://tubenow.net/style/news/arrested.gif
(Updated 10 minutes ago)
new hampshire - A confirmed source reported that the authorities caught Tim Fenton on videotape exposing themself to neighbors.

Tim Fenton, faces eight counts of indecent exposure and one count of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to new hampshire authorities Office spokesman Lt. John Murphy.

For more than a week the man's neighbors -- a husband and wife and their children -- spotted a partially clothed man in his yard masturbating outside on the grass while they drove toward their home, Murphy said.... read more
timmy i thought you didnt smoke son!!! wtf is up with that? ill bake you some cake and brownies that you can have in the slammer.... and stay off the grass.

Quote:
Originally Posted by kaos (Post 404957)
oh you know you did it....same as the last charges......

Report: Tim Fenton has sex with sheep!
http://tubenow.net/style/news/sheep.jpg
(Updated 10 minutes ago)
new hampshire - Earlier Sunday evening, Tim Fenton, a man from new hampshire was reported to have purchased one of "Loving Lambs - Inflatable Sheep". Parents of the man called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Tim Fenton would have done such a thing.

The last report from the new hampshire Mental Health Unit is that Tim Fenton's car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat. Also found inside the car was an empty "Loving Lambs - Inflatable Sheep" box.

Because of the events surrounding this incident, Police filed a missing persons report to find Tim Fenton .

The man was found shortly after completely covered in baby oil shouting... "I didn't do it! I didn't do it!".... read more
hahahahahah kaos you and yoiur imagination hahahahaa


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