Re: Redneck Pickup Lines
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive
blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll
of the dice.
She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless.
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, 'Come
on, Southern Girl needs new clothes!'
As the dice bounced and came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and
squealed 'YES! YES! I WON! I WON!'
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings, and her
clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of the m asked,
'What did she roll?'
The other answered, 'I don't know... I thought you were watching.
Moral of the story:
1. Not all Southerners are stupid.
2. Not all blondes are dumb.
3. But all men... are men.
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