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Old 07-02-2008, 01:19 PM
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3 man are stranded on a Island. Desperately trying to figure out a way to get off the island they stumble upon a a Wishing Well at the end of a cliff. As all 3 men look down in to the wishing well, the wishing well out of nowhere responds, " Hello gentlemen, I will grant you 3 wishes, 1 wish each!" The men not knowing what to do start to argue on whether or not to do it! One man franticly starts to runs and then jumps right off the cliff while saying, "I WISH I WAS THE RICHEST MAN!" Anxiously waiting his landfall, he lands in to MONEY, AND GOLD ETC. ETC. The Second man immediately starts to run to-wards the end of the cliff, HE JUMPS, and says "I want all the beautiful women in the world!" While awaiting his fall he lands into a pool full of women fighting over him. The Last Man says to himself, you know something I wanna fly, I always wanted to fly like superman. So he get a good distance from the cliff. He starts to run as fast as he can, he starts to get closer to the cliff, he tries to leap off the cliff , but TRIPS and the man says "OH SHITTTTT" and lands in a PILE OF SHIT!.
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