[tlpalmer01]

hahaha, those are great.....

This guy wanted to buy his wife something to keep her busy while he was at work so he went to the petstore.
He walks in and sees this beautiful bird but the bird is sitting on the perch, he asks the worker where the birds legs are and the worker tells him that he talks and hangs on the perch by his dick.
The man walks up to the bird and starts talking to him so the man decides to buy him.
Once home the man the next day off to work tells the bird by,and goes off to work.
At the end of the work day the man returns home and asks the bird how the day was.
Bird replies" the mailman stopped by"
Man says "yeah we get the mail every day"
Bird replies " Your wife gave the mailman a hug"
Man says "yea my wife is friendly"
Bird replies " they started kissing and going at it hotly then went up stairs"
Man getting very upset the asks the bird what happened next
Bird replies "I dont know, my dick got hard and I fell off the perch"..........