“ Originally Posted by MikeyD 
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a man walks into a bar. at the there was a big jar filled with money(about $5000). Out of curiosity the man asked the bartender "whats the money for" the bartender replyed " I have a donkey in the back and who ever makes him laugh will get the money". the man intriuged said "ill do it". So they go out back and see the donkey, the man walks up to the donkey and whispers something into his ear. the donkey started laughing out of control. the man walked back into the bar grab the jar took a shot and left. About a month later the man came back to the bar, again seeing a big jar of money. the bartender sees him and tells him " that money's yours if you can get that donkey to shut the hell up he hasnt stopped laughing since you left". the man agrees, he goes out back the laughing stops. He comes back into the bar. the bartender asked "how did you get him to stop, wait how did you get him to start"....."well" the man says "when i came the first time i told the donkey my penis was bigger then his". Ok said the bartender "how did you get him to stop" the man replys " i showed him"
hey bro, i told this joke on palringo, and everyone was like, "man thats a story not a joke. thats too long to be a joke". but i think its hilarious!!!