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A vicious convict escaped from the state prison he was incarcerated in for 25 years. He broke into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he found a young couple in bed. He ordered the guy out of the bed and tied him to a chair. When he tied the mans wife to the bed, the convict got on top of her, kissed her ear and then got up and went into the bathroom. While the convict was in the bathroom, the husband whispered to his wife; â€ÂÂListen this guy is probably an escaped convict. Just look at his cloths. Hes probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasnt seen a woman for years. I saw how he looked at you and kissed your neck. If he wants sex, dont resist, dont complain: dont say anything to upset him. Do whatever he tells you to do. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, hell kill us both. Be strong honey, I Love You!†His wife responded by saying; “He wasnt kissing my ear. He was whispering in my ear. He told me hes gay, thinks your cute and asked if we had any Vaseline. Be strong honey. I Love You too!â€ÂÂ
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