[sdwyz74]

so there's this 400lb dude and he wants to loose wait his friends hooks up this place that he says he always see's hot babe's there so the dude goes there and he walks in and says i want to loose 100 pounds so the girl says 100 bucks he pays and she tells him to go down the hall and it's the 2nd door on the left. so he walks in and he see's this bad ass broad with big tits and she says if you catch me you can F^%$$^ me all you want so he starts chasing her around the bed and finally he catches her slam her down on the bed and F$$**^$%** the shit out of her
and after its all said and done he's a 100 pounds lighter so he goes back to the counter and says i want to loose another hundred pounds slaps down another 100 and the girl at the counter tells him to go down the hall and it's the 3rd door on the left and he walks in and he she a even better looking broad and she says if you catch me you can do whatever you want to me so he's chasing her around and around finally he catches her and he slams her on the bed and F%$%^&$ the shit out of her. so hes 100 more pounds lighter he's feeling all good and shit and on the way out the door something in his mind tells him maybe he should get some more of that good good stuff so he walks up to the counter slaps down 20 bucks and say ah! what the hell i want to loose 20 more pounds so the girl smiles and says ok all the way down the hall last door on the right and as he's walking down the hall he's thinking he's gonna get another hot babe so he struts on in and closes the door and the room is kind of dark so he looks around and this big gay dude steps out and says NOW IT'S YOUR TURN BIG BOY!