“ Originally Posted by mzlady26 
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i absolutely love it. Lol!
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the bully
this guy is sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.
He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making bully steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying. The bully says: "come on man, i was just joking. Tell ya what, i'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"no, it's not that. Today day is the worst of my life. First, i overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss was outrageous and fired me. When i left the building to my car, i found out it was stolen. The police said they could do nothing. I got a cab to return home, paid the cab driver, and the cab drove off. It was then i found that i left my wallet in the cab. I finally got home only to find my wife was in bed with another man. I left home and came to this bar. And when i was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison..."
halarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!