[benmiller]

I remember I was on my way yo my recruiters to go down to MEPs for my physical and stuff and I was going 60 over black ice and snow in my ford contour and was think as long as I dont have to turn or stop quickly im fine, well thats when I see this jacked up 4x4 with his whole side over the yellow lines in my lane and all I got on my shoulder are 3 to 4 foot tall snow drifts that have been sheared off by the snow plows not leaving any room to get over and this jack hole aint getting back in his lane so I edge over and edge over and then poof im spinning down the road cause he forced me over into the edge of a drift. Lucky for me there was a semi tow truck about 30 feet up the road so was able to get towed out and got to my recruiters. I wasnt even in the ditch just stuck in some thicker snow. I was so pissed. Thats why in Iowa you see more trucks in the ditch than anything cause they are the biggest red neck chicken bangers out there.