Watermelon

[sracercelica]

So there were three guys driving along a somewhat deserted part of the country. All of a sudden their car brakes down just as it starts to rain. One of them says "I saw a farm, about a mile back, we should run back there and ask for some shelter" to which they all agree. So they run back that mile and knock at the door of the house in the farm. A farmer opens the door and they proceed to explain their situation and ask for shelter. The farmer says "Ok, you guys can spend one night here, you guys can sleep in the hay in the barn, there are no animals and its clean. However, there is one condition, if you guys touch my daughter in any way, I will shoot your heads off!!" They agree and he produces to introduce them to his daughter and wow she is smoking HOT!
So they go out into the barn, through out the night every guy sneaks into the house, seduces the daughter and bangs her. All three of them, although neither one is aware of the others actions.
Morning comes, and the farmer comes tearing through the farm door, shotgun :fighting07: in hand. "Ok, you bastards I know exactly what happened last night!! so now you leave me no choice except to kill all of you". Surprised at the fact that all three had banged the daughter and scared for their lives, they all start pleading, begging and crying to the farmer to forgive them. "We will do whatever you want, please dont kill us". The farmer replies "ok, I wont kill you guys, as long as you do as I say. everyone of you guys has to go out into my farm and work for me a whole day picking up a crop. I have all differect types of crops, I dont care which one each of you chose as long as you do it for a day and each one of you picks a different crop. At the end report to me with the crop you picked and I will decide whether you live or die". They all agree.
At the end of the day the farmer call the first guy and tells him to bring along his crop. The first guy shows up with a bunch of strawberries. The farmer tells him "ok, good job, you worked a whole day, you are free to go, as soon as you shove those strawberries up your @ss!" The guy painfully does this. Then leaves and on his way out tells the second guy coming what had happened.
Then second guy comes in, he brings with him some potatoes, the farmer tells him "ok, good job, you worked the whole day, you are free to go, as soon as you shove two potatoes up your @ss!" the guy painfully agrees, he puts one in with pain and agony. Then as he starts to put in the other one he starts laughing hysterically. The farmer asks "what's the matter? isnt painfull enough??" the guy replies "yes, it hurts like a *****, but I just remembered the other guy is picking up watermelons!"