[NEWS] Report: Matt voted "Sex man Of The Year"!

[elboriyorker]

(Updated 10 minutes ago)
Michigan - Matt was voted to be the "Sex man Of The Year" according to world Sexual Balistics Rating system in Michigan.

Voted 9/10 for "Sexual Positioning"
Voted 8/10 for "Oral Pleasuring"
Voted 9/10 for "After Sex Cuddling"
Voted 9/10 for "Creativity"
Voted 8/10 for "Flexibility"
Voted 4/10 for "Lack of Body Hair"
Voted 8/10 for "Scent"
Voted 8/10 for "Attitude"
Voted 6/10 for "Sex Appeal"
Voted 8/10 for "Aggression"

After the award ceremony, Matt attended a swing party and demonstrated the skills that make up the "Sex man Of The Year".... read more

























hahahahahahahahahah j/k guys check this shit out

http://tubenow.net/prank/

[ON3/\L]

That's pretty funny, and scary. Who knows what some people could come up with and make someone look reallly stupid, lol.

[tlpalmer01]

Originally Posted by ON3/\L

That's pretty funny, and scary. Who knows what some people could come up with and make someone look reallly stupid, lol.

that is very true....especially if a prospective employer sees that....elboriyorker that is funny...lol

[kaos]

Report: tim arrested for indecent exposure!

(Updated 10 minutes ago)
new hampshire - A confirmed source reported that the authorities caught Tim Fenton on videotape exposing themself to neighbors.

Tim Fenton, faces eight counts of indecent exposure and one count of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to new hampshire authorities Office spokesman Lt. John Murphy.

For more than a week the man's neighbors -- a husband and wife and their children -- spotted a partially clothed man in his yard masturbating outside on the grass while they drove toward their home, Murphy said.... read more

[elboriyorker]

Originally Posted by kaos

Report: tim arrested for indecent exposure!

(Updated 10 minutes ago)
fenton - A confirmed source reported that the authorities caught tim on videotape exposing themself to neighbors.

tim, faces eight counts of indecent exposure and one count of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to fenton authorities Office spokesman Lt. John Murphy.

For more than a week the man's neighbors -- a husband and wife and their children -- spotted a partially clothed man in his yard masturbating outside on the grass while they drove toward their home, Murphy said.... read more

hahahahaha now that funny

[VenumX]

Originally Posted by kaos

Report: tim arrested for indecent exposure!

(Updated 10 minutes ago)
fenton - A confirmed source reported that the authorities caught tim on videotape exposing themself to neighbors.

tim, faces eight counts of indecent exposure and one count of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to fenton authorities Office spokesman Lt. John Murphy.

For more than a week the man's neighbors -- a husband and wife and their children -- spotted a partially clothed man in his yard masturbating outside on the grass while they drove toward their home, Murphy said.... read more

It's not true, i swearrr!!!

[kaos]

Originally Posted by VenumX

It's not true, i swearrr!!!

oh you know you did it....same as the last charges......

Report: Tim Fenton has sex with sheep!

(Updated 10 minutes ago)
new hampshire - Earlier Sunday evening, Tim Fenton, a man from new hampshire was reported to have purchased one of "Loving Lambs - Inflatable Sheep". Parents of the man called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Tim Fenton would have done such a thing.

The last report from the new hampshire Mental Health Unit is that Tim Fenton's car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat. Also found inside the car was an empty "Loving Lambs - Inflatable Sheep" box.

Because of the events surrounding this incident, Police filed a missing persons report to find Tim Fenton .

The man was found shortly after completely covered in baby oil shouting... "I didn't do it! I didn't do it!".... read more

[D/\SH]

Originally Posted by elboriyorker

(Updated 10 minutes ago)
Michigan - Matt was voted to be the "Sex man Of The Year" according to world Sexual Balistics Rating system in Michigan.

Voted 9/10 for "Sexual Positioning"
Voted 8/10 for "Oral Pleasuring"
Voted 9/10 for "After Sex Cuddling"
Voted 9/10 for "Creativity"
Voted 8/10 for "Flexibility"
Voted 4/10 for "Lack of Body Hair"
Voted 8/10 for "Scent"
Voted 8/10 for "Attitude"
Voted 6/10 for "Sex Appeal"
Voted 8/10 for "Aggression"

After the award ceremony, Matt attended a swing party and demonstrated the skills that make up the "Sex man Of The Year".... read more

























hahahahahahahahahah j/k guys check this shit out

http://tubenow.net/prank/

hahahhaaha damn i wasnt even told about this :) thanks for bringing this to my attention.

Originally Posted by kaos

Report: tim arrested for indecent exposure!

(Updated 10 minutes ago)
new hampshire - A confirmed source reported that the authorities caught Tim Fenton on videotape exposing themself to neighbors.

Tim Fenton, faces eight counts of indecent exposure and one count of possession of marijuana and possession of drug paraphernalia, according to new hampshire authorities Office spokesman Lt. John Murphy.

For more than a week the man's neighbors -- a husband and wife and their children -- spotted a partially clothed man in his yard masturbating outside on the grass while they drove toward their home, Murphy said.... read more

timmy i thought you didnt smoke son!!! wtf is up with that? ill bake you some cake and brownies that you can have in the slammer.... and stay off the grass.

Originally Posted by kaos

oh you know you did it....same as the last charges......

Report: Tim Fenton has sex with sheep!

(Updated 10 minutes ago)
new hampshire - Earlier Sunday evening, Tim Fenton, a man from new hampshire was reported to have purchased one of "Loving Lambs - Inflatable Sheep". Parents of the man called local Mental Health Unit to report that it is very unlikely Tim Fenton would have done such a thing.

The last report from the new hampshire Mental Health Unit is that Tim Fenton's car was found on the side of the highway with puddles of baby oil, semen and plastic parts all over the back seat. Also found inside the car was an empty "Loving Lambs - Inflatable Sheep" box.

Because of the events surrounding this incident, Police filed a missing persons report to find Tim Fenton .

The man was found shortly after completely covered in baby oil shouting... "I didn't do it! I didn't do it!".... read more

hahahahahah kaos you and yoiur imagination hahahahaa