[MUST-READ] Dating Rituals#8207;

[jr5416]

This is so funny check this out

WHITE WOMEN


First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.



IRISH WOMEN


First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.



ITALIAN WOMEN


First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and

meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insists on a

3-carat

ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought

of

having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.



JEWISH WOMEN



First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.



CHINESE WOMEN



First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing

happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing

happens

again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already

realized

nothing is going to happen.



INDIAN WOMEN



First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.



BLACK WOMEN



First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive

dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.



MEXICAN WOMEN



First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and

have

sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She's pregnant.

Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his

girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her

grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her

sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and

beans for the rest of

your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home

along the Rio Grande .



The POINT?





DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?

[GokuSS3]

Lmao that was a great post haha thanks

[jr5416]

“ Originally Posted by GokuSS3 ”

Lmao that was a great post haha thanks

I dont c the puerto rican girls though wats up with that

[Superman369]

OMFG!!!! Got funnier and funnier as I read. Love it!!!

[jr5416]

“ Originally Posted by Superman369 ”

OMFG!!!! Got funnier and funnier as I read. Love it!!!

Beaner part is the best part sucks bc im beaner and sounds so familiar lol

[D/\SH]

hahahaha thats a good one, and supe was right when he said it got funnier as it went on :laugh:

[gadget945]

First off, it was funny, I giggled a little.

Secondly, as a woman, I'm not listed, since it doesn't say anything about Japanese or Filipino.

Third, men are just jealous because women control the sex!

[wentzeric]

“ Originally Posted by gadget945 ”

First off, it was funny, I giggled a little.

Secondly, as a woman, I'm not listed, since it doesn't say anything about Japanese or Filipino.

Third, men are just jealous because women control the sex!

Thats why it's funny.....lol........lol........lol..wait! . . . never mind :022:

[tlpalmer01]

“ Originally Posted by gadget945 ”

First off, it was funny, I giggled a little.

Secondly, as a woman, I'm not listed, since it doesn't say anything about Japanese or Filipino.

Third, men are just jealous because women control the sex!

That was funny, it got funnier but yes women do control the sex.........

[D/\SH]

“ Originally Posted by gadget945 ”

First off, it was funny, I giggled a little.

Secondly, as a woman, I'm not listed, since it doesn't say anything about Japanese or Filipino.

Third, men are just jealous because women control the sex!

not in my world :) i will tell the girl that i like to be in control before anything goes down and they find that out quick..... ill let her take the reins for a little here and there but honestly as many females have told and us guys know girls need it as much as we do so that line doesnt work on me that she can hold off hahaaahhahahaha