Yo Momma Jokes [POST EM HERE]

[BiG JeW]

My kids are never gonna watch Bert or Elmo again...............

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I actually did something similar...........

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[Longfist]

Rofl loved the last one.

Whahahahhahah

Laughing is good for your health.

:yahoo:

[littledaisy]

ok this one is pretty old..YOUR MOMMA IS SOO DUMB...she put a quarter in the parking meter and waited for a gum ball :lol: yes I SAID IT lol

[Mike20PR]

yo mama is so stupid... she thought a quarterback was a refund!!!!



yea i went there lol

[littledaisy]

:lol: thats great mike...but umm your momma is so stupid she TRIPPED on a cordless phone LMAO

[Mike20PR]

yo mama is so stupid, she sold her car for gas money

LMAO

[littledaisy]

Your momma is so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead, talking about she was trying to makeup her mind :lol:

[Mike20PR]

yo mama so dumb, she went to the movies and it said "under 17 not allowed" so she went home and got 16 of her friends

[littledaisy]

good one :)...but umm the other night your momma went to a bar and the bartender said the drinks were on the house...so she went and got a ladder :lol:

[Mike20PR]

yo mama so fat, when she falls out of bed she falls from both sides

[littledaisy]

LOL...alright well my last one for the night lol....your momma is soo dumb...she thought TACO BELL was a Mexican phone company :yahoo:

[Mike20PR]

yo mama is so dumb she went to DR. Dre for a physical


good nite....

[parna1973]

God mercy, youll had me going above post LMAO for a good hour peace..

[Mike20PR]

heres another one then....

yo mama ia like a doorknob.... everybody gets a turn LOL

ill add to the first post for everyone to post yo mama jokes here

[parna1973]

Old 1 your momma so fat that she jumped and got stuck..lol

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your moma is like a bowling ball 3 fingers on the holes, throw her down the gutter and comes back for more..lol (respect):connie_mykilroy:

[TaylorSPJ]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.

[suka4luv]

momma so dumb she put a ruler by the bed to see how long she slept.
momma so fat she bungy jumped and went to hell.
momma so fat she sat on a quarter and sqeezed a booger out of G.W.'s nose.
momma so skinny she wear a belt with biker shorts.

[Longfist]

Originally Posted by Mike20PR

yo mama so dumb, she went to the movies and it said "under 17 not allowed" so she went home and got 16 of her friends

Whahhahahhahahah rofl:yahoo:

[D/\SH]

your mamma is what they call carpenters delight, flat and easy to nail !
your mammas so fat she sat on the rim and the skittles popped out
your mammas so stupid that when i told her it was chili outside she ran and grabbed a spoon

[Mike20PR]

Yo mama so black, she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo momma so black, when she goes outside during the day, the phone rates go down.

[BiG JeW]

Your momma is so fat she thought I-95 was a slip in slide

Your momma is so black, they marked he absent in night school.

[MACH15]

Yo momma is sssssoooooo stupid, she menopause was a button on a tape deck:)




Yo momma is sssssooooo fat....she stepped on a scale and it read,......to be continued




yo momma is so big....she sat on a raindow and skittles popped out





yo momma skinny she can hangglide with a dorito






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[PHE-NOM]

yo mama is like a wide receiver, she ALWAYS open!

yo mama so old, she farts dust!

yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain washed!

yo mam is so old i told her to act her age and the bitc* died!

yo mama is so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning!

yo mama is sooo poor, i went over your house and asked her what she had for breakfast, and she handed me a plate, leaned over, shook her hair, and the bitc* said, how about some frosted flakes?

[BiG JeW]

Yo Momma Is SOOOO DAMN BROKE!! I saw her kicking a can down the street, and I said " B@#*TCH, what are you doing????" She said, "we are moving"...........