Getting Pregnant from swimming

[austinator]

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.




This just honestly cracked me up, I mean seriously. WTF. Common sense really isn't so common. I just thought this was so funny and retarded that it had to be posted.

here's the link:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

[DenverDev]

Unfortunate for this 13 year old that her mother obviously is from the shallow end of the gene pool.....De-Nile...its not just a river in Egypt anymore now is it?

[D/\SH]

Originally Posted by austinator

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.




This just honestly cracked me up, I mean seriously. WTF. Common sense really isn't so common. I just thought this was so funny and retarded that it had to be posted.

here's the link:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2525921/Teen-pregnant-after-swimming-in-pool.html

hahahaha word i saw this on the local news and was rolling when i heard the accusations... you daughter had sex face it she isnt going ot get it from the pool during the middle of the day... seriously how is sperm going to get in there without a dude being seen doing it furing broad daylight?

[austinator]

Originally Posted by D/\SH

hahahaha word i saw this on the local news and was rolling when i heard the accusations... you daughter had sex face it she isnt going ot get it from the pool during the middle of the day... seriously how is sperm going to get in there without a dude being seen doing it furing broad daylight?

Oh I'll bet she got pregnant from the pool. Of course their was probably some little 15 yo boy railing your daughter in the pool.



I mean, sperm can't even survive outside of the body for more than a few seconds or minutes. I can't remember which one, but it's like a ridiculously short life span. Not to mention being in a pool full of chlorine? WTF.

[tlpalmer01]

that mother is in the biggest denial and the daughter is just as bad......

[claudius]

wow this is funny

[BiG JeW]

i saw this a couple weeks ago... madd funny.

[GokuSS3]

That was a good laugh thanks for the post!!!

[jdep1]

Ha ha ha... did she get in a swimming pool full of sperm or what?:bathbaby: The chances of sperm in a pool to get inside a girl would be 1 in a million i mean a billion ha ha. . not to mention all the chemicals that are already in the pool that small amount of sperm would have no chance on reaching its destination ha hah.. Her mom must be on some :rastaman:

[D/\SH]

Originally Posted by jdep1

Ha ha ha... did she get in a swimming pool full of sperm or what?:bathbaby: The chances of sperm in a pool to get inside a girl would be 1 in a million i mean a billion ha ha. . not to mention all the chemicals that are already in the pool that small amount of sperm would have no chance on reaching its destination ha hah.. Her mom must be on some :rastaman:

hahhaha she may either be on some of the good stuff or she is out and looking for a lawsuite like htis to get some more money so she can buy it....